Claudia
Hailing from the land of paprika and goulash, Claudia Dallos was deported for undisclosed felonies (though rumour has it at least one crime involved a turkey baster). She fled to Munich and eventually washed ashore of Lake Ontario. Since then, she's lived a relatively prison-free lifestyle while pursuing her passion in interior design. She's not exactly sure why the rest of Sticks and Stones needs her around, but on set she does make sure that the rest of the crew doesn't light any costumes, props, equipment or each other on fire. Claudia's never met a pun she didn't like and has a mean right hook. She'll even use the boom mic if she has to. That's probably why she's in charge of keeping the boys in line. Seriously. It's a straight line and there were some black eyes getting it that way.
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